Signs That Need to Be

Resigned

In a funeral parlor:
"Ask about our layaway plan.

On a window of a New Hampshire hamburger restaurant:
"Yes, we are open. Sorry for the inconvenience."

In a clothing store:
"Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks."

In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store:
"15 men's wool suits - $10.00 - They won't last an hour!"

On an Indiana shopping mall marquee:
"Archery tournament. Ears pierced."

In the bathroom of a large apartment building:
"When taking showers, please leave the bathroom door a jar.
This will prevent the plaster from peeling."

Outside a country shop:
"We buy junk and sell antiques."

On a North Carolina highway:
"EAT"
"300 FEET"

On an Ohio highway:
"Drive slower When Wet."

On a Pennsylvania highway:
"Drive carefully: Auto accidents kill most people from 15 to 19."